美國人有趣的網(wǎng)站推廣方式

時間：2022-07-05 12:51:01 | 來源：建站知識

時間：2022-07-05 12:51:01 來源：建站知識

平時經(jīng)常瀏覽國外的英文網(wǎng)站,美國人的“幽默”真是出名,今天要給大家講的就是這個美國人在推廣網(wǎng)站方面的 “幽默”。的確看了很多美國人的SEO,美國站長IT類的網(wǎng)站,也有不小收獲,美國人也有獨特的想法!這一篇國外的英文文章,是談網(wǎng)站推廣的,覺得很搞笑,就翻譯了過來!供大家欣賞!翻譯成中文大體是這樣子:

1、在某個隆重的節(jié)日里，穿上印有你的網(wǎng)站URL的衣服，尋找電視臺的采訪人員，然后一直站在他旁邊。

2、把你的網(wǎng)站告訴地球上的小學(xué)生，讓他們?yōu)槟阕鲆粋€底部有你的網(wǎng)站鏈接的網(wǎng)頁。然后，你就開始享受源源不絕的流量和Page Rank吧。

3、將印有你的網(wǎng)站URL的衣服寄發(fā)給一些人，當(dāng)他們穿上這件衣服的時候去把他們干掉。那么，報紙頭條里就會出現(xiàn)“離奇殺人案-穿上www.xxxx.com衣服的人全被殺死”。啊，對了，記得在你被逮捕的時候也穿上這件衣服，那么報紙又會有頭條：“www.xxxx.com殺人兇手終于繩之以法”。

4、在你網(wǎng)站上針對同一個主題發(fā)很多無聊的文章，很快你就會成為人們討論的對象了，“那個xxxx.com站長真是個白癡，老發(fā)那么無聊的文章。”

5、和明星做愛后，把視頻放到你的網(wǎng)站上。這肯定能為你帶來鏈接和流量。

6、在一些重要的地方，比如大使館或人民大會堂，將旗桿上的旗子取下，換上印有你的網(wǎng)站的旗子。

7、在一些體育比賽里，穿上印有你的網(wǎng)站的T恤在場上裸奔(?穿上衣服裸奔?)。(足球比賽還可，賽車就免了。)

8、讓劉德華的兒子取你的網(wǎng)站名為名字。

9、假裝打劫銀行，當(dāng)然，一定要穿上印有你網(wǎng)站URL的衣服。在你打劫之前記得要先打電話給警察和電視臺哦。也許第二天報紙會出現(xiàn)這樣的頭條：“繼離奇殺人案之后，www.tzbin.cn幕后黑手洗劫中國銀行”

10、給難民捐獻(xiàn)印有你網(wǎng)站標(biāo)志的衣服，你會得到很多流量的，因為你確實幫助人了。

原英文版:

The Internet is full of link building, website promotion and SEO tips. What if we shake things up a little and talk about the way to promote your website which is not being used by many others and which is your own invention. We’d like to present you the most funniest website promotion tips that we collected on the Internet. So, let your quick wits and ingenuity work to the fullest and imagine what you could do to make your website as popular as possible. Are you ready for the most daring and extravagant deeds? If yes, so let’s go:

1. Give your link to millions of schoolchildren around the world. Let each of them create a little webpage with your link at the bottom. Sit back and enjoy all that lovely linkage.

2. Get a T-shirt with your site URL printed on it, hang out at local festivals with that shirt on, and look for the news van. Hang out behind the reporters while they are on camera.

3. Mail T-shirts with your URL on them to people around the country. Hunt those people down and kill them when they wear your shirt. This will put your link as a national headline - "The YourWebsite.com Killer Strikes Again!" (And don’t forget to put the T-shirt on when you get arrested!)

4. Post complete crap about Google, Digg or some other monster on your site and then watch all the links pour in as people call you an idiot.

5. Have sex with anyone popular, put it on video and place it on your website. I’m sure you will get tons of links.

6. Steal flags off flagpoles outside important buildings and schools, and replace them with flags carrying your URL. It will get on the news.

7. Write your URL on your back with a black marker and run around naked on a soccer field during half time. Ah… this should not work for colored people. They can use a white marker, right?

8. Get Angelina Jolie to name her next baby after your site.

9. Pretend to rob a bank (as part of a film shooting), put a T-shirt with your URL printed on and call local television before you start acting.

10. Donate hundreds of attractive and comfortable T-shirts with your URL printed on to the homeless. You will get links because you actually helped someone else in the process of promoting your site.

Do you have more ideas? You are welcome to post your own fantastic and funniest website promotion tips here.